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This question has been nettling me recently.
Koodo Mobile has a new CG mascot: a 4-inch tall luchador called El Tabador. You've probably seen the commercials on TV or heard the radio bytes.
Now, if we were to set El Tabador against the Geiko gecko, who would win that fight? I mean, El Tabador has that double-back-flying-monkey-suplex, and the name of that attack alone sounds impressive if not possibly life-threatening. By all accounts, all the Geiko gecko has is his quaint English accent. What's he going to do, hurl dash-cunning insults at El Tabador?
Then again, my money is still on the gecko. You never know, he might have been created in a lab by InGen and has wild Velociraptor DNA lurking in his genetic make-up. And that, my friends, makes all the difference. El Tabador would have the Geiko gecko on the ropes, when all of a sudden he'd be ambushed...by the two hidden geckos he didn't even know were there.
Today's Lesson: nothing gets your frightened Shih-tzu crawling onto your wife's pillow (and subsequently, her head too) faster than a bunny doing laps around her pen in the living room. This lesson, however, did not need to be learned at 2am.
Labels: Geiko gecko vs Koodo's El Tabador (or, I have way too much time on my hands some days)
posted by Phillip at 7:22 AM
